Try Some Lateral Thinking

Ex 1.
man
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board

Ans 1. = man overboard

(TRY REST OF THE QUESTIONS BY YOURSELF, ANSWERS GIVEN IN LAST)

Ex 2.
stand
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i

Ex 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ex 4.
r
road
a
d

Ex 5.
cycle
cycle
cycle

Ex 6.
0
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M.D., Ph.D.

Ex 7.
knee
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light

Ex 8.
ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ex 9. he's / himself

Ex 10. ecnalg

Ex 11. death ..... life

Ex 12. THINK

And the last one is real fundoo ..

Ex 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

ANSWERS:

Ans 2. = I understand
Ans 3. = reading between the lines
Ans 4. = cross road
Ans 5. = tricycle
Ans 6. = two degrees below zero
Ans 7. = neon light (knee-on-light)
Ans 8. = six feet underground
Ans 9. = he's by himself
Ans 10. = backward glance
Ans 11. = life after death
Ans 12. = think big !!
Ans 13. = long time no 'C' (see)

Laughter Champion !!

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?" !

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Laughter Challenge :-)))))

ONE NIGHT 4 ENGINEERING STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THEN DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST.ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS! .
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES -----( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS ).

Whats your 'Point Of View' ?

Hi Guys,
Check out this interesting article and tell me whats u're point of view!!

Change Your Point of View
--- Joe Gracia

(http://www.givetogetmarketing.com/motivate-pov.html)

Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies.Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies.

As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.

Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves.

You think to yourself, "Did this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of ookies -- still unopened. Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view.

Is it time to change your point of view?

Now, think of this story as it relates to your life . Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem.